so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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