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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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