if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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