do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
