i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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