thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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