You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Randomize
