i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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