Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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