I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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