I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Who did Billy Mays play for?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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