I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Bring me that man meat
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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