Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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