I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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