i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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