He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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