The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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