Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
