Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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