"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
