I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Holy shit dude........stairs
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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