im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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