But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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