party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
no you cant smoke seaweed
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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