The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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