Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Come see our sink grown plant.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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