Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This girl is more easily done than said...
...so i touched it.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
