I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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