I must be too annoying 4 u.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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