made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
