Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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