Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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