i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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