I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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