Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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