Are we in a gay sports bar?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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