A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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