Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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