I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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