When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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