is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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