wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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