I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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