It's Friday. Sex?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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