Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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