He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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