nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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