lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I need a beard to bite.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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