fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Randomize
