Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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