the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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