He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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