i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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