READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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